Tooling home last night and decided to take a less beaten path. This area used to be a lot of ranch land; now it is about as appealing as the starch on a developer's sheets in the morning if you get what I'm saying.
Who the @!% thinks up these development names? Used up all the common ones like "The Meadows" or "Lone Oak"... "The Ridge at Falcon Lake". There is no ridge for 500 miles. You need rocks and mountains for that. Or at least a GD hill. We are living on the bottom of a prehistoric ocean. Salt prairie as far as the eye can see. No f'g lake and no self respecting bird of prey to be seen for miles. I guess it has more appeal than the "McfuckingMansions at the Buzzard's Cesspool"... It would have really made me throw up in my mouth to see a $40,000 bolt on "custom" Hardly pull outta the gates.
Oh yeah, pussies don't ride bikes when it's cold.
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